Steröid

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Steröid Chainmail Commandos LP

This is absolutely phenomenal. As if the NEW YORK DOLLS, DIO, and PAT BENATAR started writing music inspired by the Street Fighter II soundtrack and ran their vocals through an Alvin and the Chipmunks filter. It’s like the Garbage Pail Kids joined an egg-punk band and recruited K.K. Downing to play guitar. Some bands make you want to party, and some bands make you want to burn everything down. This makes me want to crack open a box of Lucky Charms and play with my old He-Man toys. This is very much an early contender for my album of the year. Of course this is from Australia, the current capital of great rock’n’roll.

Steröid S.M.O.K.E. Show EP

In the late ’80s/early ’90s, there was this syndicated cartoon programming block called The Funtastic World of Hanna-Barbera. It featured classic Hanna-Barbera cartoons alongside crude, low-budget shows seemingly cooked up in an ’80s fever dream (see: Fantastic Max or The Further Adventures of Super Ted), and it was hosted by the Down and Dirty Dinosaurs—a trio of dudes in dinosaur costumes dressed in punk/hip hop garb. It was really something. Anyway, I bring this up because the contemporary Aussie punk scene—particularly the stuff coming from the rock mutants of Sydney—really reminds me of that show. And this latest 7” on Computer Human, a label run by the head scientist at RESEARCH REACTOR CORP, is no exception. STERÖID, the brainchild of ex-GEE TEE member Gordo Blackers, is a Hobart-based recording project that plays “eggy metal.” The five tracks on this EP (four originals and one OVERDRIVE cover) sound like the music that the heroes of Galtar and the Golden Lance might play if there was ever an episode that involved a battle of the bands for some reason. Just imagine mid-’80s montage music with chipmunk vocals written by a guy whose record collection was full of, like, RAMONES, THIN LIZZY, and NWOBHM records. It rules.