The Educated Fools Tantric Decapitation: 69 Minutes of Trichotomy and Liquefaction 2xLP
Sixty-nine minutes of boring, country-esque guitar playing. Sixty-nine minutes of the most boring, off-kilter, pseudo-Americana bullshit. Sixty-nine minutes that I can never get back. The EDUCATED FOOLS are the RETAIL SIMPS, minus one member. They recorded this entire double LP live, and boy, does it show! It’s full of mistakes, background banter, and out-of-tune vocals. If that’s your thing, you might be into this, but you’d also have to dig subpar songwriting. Nothing about these songs is memorable except for how bad they are. Tantric decapitation sounds more fun than having to listen to this record again. Totally not punk.