Snörkler Hot Dignity Dog and Other Future Classics cassette
Spastic egg-punk is what y’all might call SNÖLKER nowadays, but it was called Very Small Records-esqe back before that term was around. It has all the perfect elements of FALSE SACRAMENT, SCHLONG, NONMEANSNO, or VICTIMS FAMILY, with keyboards for all the sulphur egginess you can handle. Four tunes that clock in under nine minutes, all plopped onto a cassette tape. The coughing on the tune “Vape Man” is perfect. Also, I think I’m hearing a flute layered in here. What the fuck is this gorgeous tidal wave of gross perfection called, you ask? I guess it’s called SNÖRKLER.