Burgers Gone Wild Mystery Meat cassette
When cars drive by blaring music, it’s usually bad music. But what if everyone chose good music instead? Well, if they chose good music, then I’d hear a lot more BURGERS GONE WILD as I walk my dog around town. This sounds like if RETAIL SIMPS could somehow be more loose. Impossible? The burgers have gone wild after all. These songs blasting from a set of blown-out speakers in an F-150 could probably magically fix all the potholes; don’t ask me how, it’s just a feeling. Maybe we need to mandate tape decks come standard in everyone’s dumb truck once again?
