V/A Right on Time Re:imagined LP
I try to refrain from using the phrase “I’m sorry” when writing about music (in real life, I may not apologize enough). But in this case, I can’t conceive of any other way to rationalize how I feel about what I’m duty-bound to say. Right on Time Re:imagined is easily the worst release I’ve had to suffer through listening to in a long, long time. Each and every song is bad, some extraordinarily so. What we have here are six versions of the same song, interpreted by different artists in distinct genres spanning the gamut from “Sexy Stoner Rock’n’Roll” to “Emo Pop Punk” and “Heavenly Metal.” There’s even an “Unplugged Hardcore” rendition that is more egregious than whatever you’re imagining. The song that is the basis for such wide and varied explication is a by-the-numbers youth crew ditty called “Right on Time.” As a stand-alone track, it’s a decent slice of impassioned straightedge hardcore, with a message that offers genuine positivity in the face of adversity. And herein lies the source of my initial plea for forgiveness…this whole project is inspired by a member of the band RIGHT ON TIME’s battle against cancer, and is an ode to the support they received from friends in the darkest moments of that experience. Profits from this release support a Dutch foundation, No Guts No Glory, that is dedicated to making the music-related wishes of cancer patients come true. Truly a fantastic cause, and one that I do not wish to denigrate just because I don’t like the music involved. If you dig sXe hardcore and have broad enough interests, this may be right up your alley. In any case, there’s a worthy cause attached to this that makes my snarky take on the tunes irrelevant. Fuck cancer!