Teenage Popeye Modern Problems EP
“Life Is Cheap” is cool garage punk with hilarious lyrics, and “Expectations” is punky enough to be OK. The rest is basic rock of the most boring type.
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“Life Is Cheap” is cool garage punk with hilarious lyrics, and “Expectations” is punky enough to be OK. The rest is basic rock of the most boring type.
A fantastic group with a chunkier sound and a slightly slower thrash attack than MINOR THREAT. “Pay No Attention” is an awesome musical steamroller and this EP would be perfect if they’d included the classic “I Object,” but you can’t expect everything.
LA punk with female lead vocals. Stylistically, it fluctuates between modern thrash and more traditional punk. Surprisingly good for unknown band, and the song about Oki Dog—the infamous punk grazing ground—is hilarious.
The hype surrounding FLIPPER has already reached nauseating proportions, and I have no intention of adding to it. If you’re downed out, you’ll like their abrasive slow numbers and if you’re straight-edge, you’ll probably prefer the fast abrasive tracks (“Living for the Depression,” “Nothing”) that they seldom do these days. FLIPPER was much better back when this album was recorded, before they started taking themselves too seriously. After all, any joke—no matter how effective—ceases to be amusing if it’s told too often.
The best band from Hoosier territory since the PANICS and the early GIZMOS. The ZERO BOYS have managed to combine elements from the ’60s punk-STOOGES axis of their first EP (especially the great vocals) and ’80s thrash without losing anything in the process. This well-recorded album is varied enough to hold the interest of punk afficiondos from all eras, no small achievement.
The ZIPPERS return with a whimper rather than a bang, as might have been expected. This is undistinguished pop-rock without the faintest glimmer of originality. Ray Manzarek ought to be ashamed of his sickly production.
A strong release of exceptional historical interest, but one that’s a bit erratic and not always up to the standards set by Dischord’s awesome 7″ catalog. This record includes outtakes from all the core bands, as well as a sample of material by defunct bands like the UNTOUCHABLES and new outfits like those on side 2. The thrash material ranges from good to great (MINOR THREAT, YOUTH BRIGADE) and the experimental punk of RED C and VOID is noteworthy for its power and originality. Oi clones IRON CROSS are a bad joke and the grooves are too compressed to yield maximum power, but these are minor gripes about a hot compilation.
An anti-violence compilation from the kids at Better Youth Organization—the folks that put on shows at Godzillas. Features tracks from LA, Santa Barbara and San Diego bands SOCIAL DISTORTION, JONSES, Youth Brigade, AGRESSION, ADOLESCENTS, BLADES, BATTALION OF SAINTS, and BAD RELIGION. Strong album, but not as thrashed-out as one might expect—tending more toward the melodic, but still hard. Great production. Pick it up.
We’re in no position to be objective about this one, since we compiled it. All we’ll say is that it features 47 Northern California and Nevada bands (a few known elsewhere, most not), and ranges from hardcore to garage. All cuts previously unreleased. Comes with 48-page zine on the bands.
This one’s probably the best US hardcore compilation available. The material of course varies in quality, but all of it cooks. It’s pretty hard to choose, but GANG GREEN has the fastest and most intense thrash attack, though JERRY’S KIDS come close. On the other hand, the PROLETARIAT and F.U.’s (especially “Preskool Dropouts”) have the most perceptive lyrics. The FREEZE combine original music with intelligent content, and DECADENCE weigh in with a critique of mindless, ultra-violent slamming. All in all, a great introduction to Boston’s finest (excepting SS DECONTROL, who don’t appear here).
Reactionary bikers posing as punks put out a second heavy metal 45 as pathetic as their first. All the record industry hype and rich backers in the world won’t make these do-dos popular unless punks have become as undiscriminating as conventional rock fans.
Another excruciatingly boring release from this overrated band. Their attack is a slow-motion one, and I can hardly stay awake till its conclusion. The wimpy pop sound on this 45 makes it even worse than their usual offerings.
Standard UK punk, slow and passionless. “Future Girl” has a unique intro and cool ’60s guitar break, but on the whole this effort isn’t as strong as their 1980’s debut. The vocals sound like Gene October of Chelsea.
A new 10-song EP from the DC area. Half of it is the standard DC thrash—pretty good but not outstanding. The other half consists of short bursts of concentrated noise with a stop/start arrangement, sort of like the MINUTEMEN. Mail away for it, because you probably won’t find it in the stores.
A side of BLACK FLAG’s most commercial song, and features current drummer Emil. B-side’s “I’ve Got to Run” and “My Rules,” sound more like the LP, with fill-in drummer Bill. Production is even cleaner though. Bring back Robo!
Yes, they do have a lot of GANG OF FOUR influence, which often becomes boring. Such is the case with the two B-sides. But the A-side is blessed with a much more raw and aggressive sound—the redeeming side of “post-punk.”
These guys are some sort of SF studio concoction, and they are lunatics. They swing from music for nightmares to rhythmic jungle rock. Recommended for the flexible. Check out their individually designed sleeves and enclosed worms!
Greg Prevost and company again comes through with great ’60s punk from the ’80s. The “monaural” sound and snot-nosed vocals give this 45 an amazingly authentic feel, so much so that I’m actually reminiscing. But you don’t have to have been a teenage asshole in 1966 to enjoy it today—it’ll still drive your neighbors crazy.
Cover your ears, the CHILD MOLESTERS have been resurrected! The band that brought you “I’m the Hillside Strangler” is back, at least on vinyl. This material, originally recorded in 1978, is like the movie Plan 9 From Outer Space—it has enormous appeal precisely because it’s so awful. With titles like “I’m Gonna Punch You in the Face” and the most amateur musicianship imaginable, I’ve got to recommend it.
Glad SICK PLEASURE bit the dust, this being a posthumous release—too heavy metal for my taste, with lyrics of equal mentality. CODE OF HONOR side is much better—still traces of metal (Mike Fox being guitarist in both bands) but the thrash cuts are tight, with interesting variations. Jonithin Christ’s (ex-SOCIETY DOG) lyrics and vocals make all the difference here—he’s graduated from nihilism to advocacy of peace, unity, and political action.
Jim Jacobi, one of the American indie pioneers of the late ’70s, has come up with an eclectic mixture in this new incarnation of his CRAP DETECTORS. An underlying intelligence is evident throughout this album, but the music, which ranges from garage punk to garage rock to garage reggae (“Phenomenal Technical”), is only sporadically engaging.
What an anomaly! An English clone punk group from California. Even if the singer is English, and he’d better be with an accent like that, there’s no excuse for the other members aping their Britpunk counterparts when they’re from a state known for superior hardcore bands. “Truth Comes Out” and “When You’re Young” work pretty well due to their speed, but the others aren’t worth talking about.
A remarkably distinctive record, combining the best elements of the VELVET UNDERGROUND, LOVE, and the LEGENDARY STARDUST COWBOY. With these raunchy points of reference, this can only be described as “psycho-delic.” Wow!
My favorite release of 1981, and that’s saying a lot given the quality of the competition. The FARTZ thrash so hard and fast that they leave most hardcore bands behind in a cloud of dust, but they still manage to exercise a lot of brainpower. This EP is as intelligent, frenetic, and intense as any you’re likely to hear, so get it now before it’s out of print.
I normally hate heavy metal punk, but the EFFIGIES do it so well that categories become meaningless. “Bodybag” is appealingly straightforward while “Security” has a dance-oriented beat with layers of metallic guitar and an occasional dubbed vocal. The production here doesn’t compare with their earlier EP, but they do include some hilariously uninformed literature about punk rock by right-wing (U.S. Labor Party) and left-wing (Progressive Labor) retards.
Mediocre ’77-style punk, including one song (“White Boy”) about a dumb white guy trying to be as ignorant as some dumb low-rider types. Unfortunately, it’s not a satire, as singer Bob Noxious constantly finds new ways to act out his insecurities and aggression in public. Ignore.
Lightweight post-punk with sparse guitar and “modern” vocals. There are some interesting arrangements and hooks here, but they could use a heavier, more abrasive backing.
This band is one of the hottest, most awesome bands to ever walk onto a stage. They are not to be missed. Their first single was weak, and their LP was hard to make out, but this new single comes closest to capturing their raw, grating, high-speed velocity. Great!
Phoenix skateboarders thrash out and come up with an EP full of classy teenage punk anthems. The guitar could be more grating, but the songs are fast, catchy, and pretty damn funny (“Beach Blanket Bong-Out”). Check it out today, and skate your troubles away.
First release from them in two years. Side 1 presents the better aspects of the current line-up: more thrash out songs with good social commentary lyrics. A pleasant surprise. Side 2, on the other hand, is a live recording, and is more typically heavy-handed and nihilistic. At least most of the good songs are all on one side.
A strong debut by a young New York band, “God Is Dead” is the first thrash punk song from the Big Apple, unless you consider the BAD BRAINS a New York outfit. The other songs are fast but more traditional stylistically.
I would have thought it premature, but here’s a band that’s inspired by VICE SQUAD. Even though “What Justice” is super fast and catchy, one VICE SQUAD is enough, thank you.
’77-style punk from Texas. It’s real good in a vaguely nostalgic way, with lyrics ranging from intelligent (“Fallout”) to stupid (“Scrungy Girl”). “Radio Anarchy” is a particularly catchy track with slightly muddled sentiments.
A marked improvement over their debut. This time around their influences—SIOUXIE, GANG OF FOUR, etc.—aren’t as obvious, so if you’ve got a hankering for sophisticated guitar-oriented post-punk, DA is for you. “Strangers” is an especially haunting song, and the guitar work is exquisite throughout.
Fast heavy metal punk with good political lyrics. The tunes are strong, but there’s a bit too much lead guitar wanking for my taste, especially on “I’m Gonna Make You Scream.” Still, it’s a promising debut.
Firstly, it comes in a pizza box. Secondly, they explain that they are not three crazed TV addicts, but in fact are a scientifically planned event a la the MONKEES. Thirdly, they do lots of covers of TV themes. And mostly, they play dirty, rockin’ rockabilly a la early CRAMPS, lampooning just about everyone. They’re good fun, really rockin’, and highly recommended.
